babybirb:

My dog just pushed the door open, winked at me and left

 

buzzfeed:

This 109-Year-Old Woman Says The Key To Living A Super-Long Life Is To Avoid Men Completely

- ASA BUTTERFIELD ALPHABET: L is for Loxie

• Me:I met a boy.
• Me (two days later):nevermind

zaddylonglegs:

me when a white actor plays a racist character a little too well

 WALKING OUT OF AN EXAM

ohgodbenny:

howdoiputthisgently:

FRESHMAN YEAR:

SENIOR YEAR:

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO ACCURATE.

 trust:

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

Was this even real omg

tom-odelll:

I HOPE THESE GLASSES ARE A THING

"Yes. Lots and lots of chocolate."