Especial Zodiac

An Awkward Taurus 

The signs in the wizarding world

Aries: the Headmaster

Taurus: the Quidditch player

Gemini: the Curse breaker

Cancer: the Healer

Leo: the Head of Aurour Office

Virgo: the High Inquisitor

Libra: the Herbologist

Scorpio: the Minister of Magic

Sagittarius: the Dragonologist

Capricorn: the Professor

Aquarius: the Magiczoologist

Pisces: the Obliviator

the signs as breakfast

Aries: sweet black coffee
Taurus: the entire buffet
Gemini: weetabix with ginger
Cancer: porridge
Leo: a full english breakfast
Virgo: tea and toast
Libra: who eats breakfast ha
Scorpio: some form of alcohol
Sagittarius: fast food
Capricorn: jam scones
Aquarius: eggs benedict
Pisces: cereal

Why the signs can't get a boy/girlfriend

They never shut the fuck up: Sagittarius, cancer, Pisces, Aries

They’re too shy: Aquarius, Taurus, Libra, Virgo

They’re too socially awkward: Leo, Scorpio, Gemini, capricorn

Anger

Controlled and Concealed: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Pisces, Capricorn
Mixed: Cancer, Libra, Virgo, Gemini
Uncontrollable and Unconcealed: Scorpio, Leo, Taurus, Aries,

The Signs As Katy Perry Songs

• Aries:Roar (2013)
• Taurus:Part Of Me (2012)
• Gemini:I Kissed A Girl (2008)
• Cancer:Birthday (2014)
• Leo:Last Friday Night (2011)
• Virgo:Dark Horse (2014)
• Libra:Hot n Cold (2009)
• Scorpio:Unconditionally
• Sagittarius:California Gurls
• Capricorn:Wide Awake (2011)
• Aquarius:E.T (2011)
• Pisces:Teenage Dream (2011)

THE SIGNS AS HARRY POTTER'S CHARACTERS

• Aries:Lupin
• Taurus:Lord Voldemort
• Gemini:Hermione Granger
• Cancer:Sirius Black
• Leo:Ron Weasley
• Virgo:Hagrid
• Libra:Draco Malfoy
• Scorpio:Dumbledore
• Sagittarius:Minerva McGonagall
• Capricorn:Argus Filch
• Aquarius:Bellatrix Lestrange
• Pisces:Harry Potter
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• What The Signs Look For In A Partner
  • Aries:Confidence; they like people who look like they have it all and love themselves; they don't like people who are down all the time
  • Taurus:Friendliness; they like people who are open and nice; they don't like people who constantly tear people down
  • Gemini:Intelligence; they like people who are going somewhere in life; they don't like people who don't care about their futures
  • Cancer:Security; they like people who can protect them and make them feel safe and loved; they don't like people who are flight risks
  • Leo:Humor; they like people who can make them laugh; they don't like people who can't take a joke and are serious all the time
  • Virgo:Hard work; they like people who work for what they get; they don't like lazy people who can't provide
  • Libra:Fairness; they like people who can look at things from both sides; they don't like people who are constantly judging other people
  • Scorpio:Mystery; they like people who look like they have more than meets the eye; they don't like people who are basic
  • Sagittarius:Adventure; they like people who aren't afraid to try new things; they don't like people who are clingy and caged in
  • Capricorn:Independence; they like people who can take care of themselves; they don't like people who are constantly demanding their attention
  • Aquarius:Originality; they like people who are different; they don't like people who are traditional and judgmental
  • Pisces:Sensitivity; they like people who listen to them and connect with them on an emotional level; they don't like people who are insensitive, mean, or don't care about their feelings
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• The Signs At a Party
  • Go big or go home partier:Gemini, Aquarius, Pisces
  • On their phone the entire time:Sagittarius, Libra, Leo
  • There for the free food:Scorpio, Taurus, Cancer
  • Pretending to be sick but really at home:Virgo, Aries, Capricorn